Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hessian?

That guy at the show who shouts "Slayer" repeatedly, holds a beer in one hand in the pit, and takes off his shirt fifteen minutes into the first band's set.

I wanted to go to the Dying Fetus show but quickly decided against it because I knew that there would be too many Hessians there.

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Hessian - what is it?

From the term hessian (proud metal fan), means to preach about metal music everywhere you go.

Hessianize the world!

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What does "hessian" mean?

a poor person who is so excited about being poor there are constantly faced with having a good day, every day.
but never to be misstaken for a hippy
a hessian will have a job which has shitty pay. and not really care about the world around him aslomng as he is happy

man that hessian is so happy today
look at him go with his ratty cloths and bicylce
carring bread haha.

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Hessian - what does it mean?

White trash/trailer park trash.

"God those peoples are hessians"

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Hessian - meaning

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

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Hessian - definition

A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.

There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.

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Hessian - slang

A long-haired individual that listens to heavy metal music, circa-1980 to 1990's.

I saw a group of Hessians congregating in the parking lot.

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Hessian

Someone who lives in Hesse, a german state. Being a real "Hessian" means you're uber german. Everyone who has seen Sleepy Hollow knows that.

Mr. I: I am Hessian
Mrs. P: Oh...does that mean you're a strange Metalhead who doesn't wash himself?
Mr. I: NO! It meanst that i am living in Hesse near Frankfurt!
Mrs. P: Sorry, didn't want to insult you.
Mr. I: TO LATE! I'LL COME AT NIGHT AND CUT YOUT HEAD OF!!!!

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Hessian

A grungy, if not outright dirty metalhead who wears combat boots, ripped up stone-washed jeans, long greasy hair, and can be found at starter-metal concerts and metalcore shows.

I kicked these three hessians in the head when I was in the dance pit.

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Hessian

1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.

2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.

3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.

4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.

1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.

2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.

3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.

4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.

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