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What is heritage?

Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.

"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"

"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."

"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"

"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”

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Heritage - what is it?

A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.

Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.

White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.

Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.

Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??

Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.

Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.

Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?

Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.

Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.

Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.

Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.

Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..

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What does "heritage" mean?

The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.

random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA

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Heritage - what does it mean?

Otherwise known as scene park, it is a park in Slidell, Louisiana off of front street, but if your cool, its off of West Hall. It is the place to be cool and hang out with the other scene kids.

Hmm, I'm bored and i just straightened and poofed up the back of my hair, lets go to Heritage. Grab your camera, i need a new default for myspace.

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Heritage - meaning

Something that it SO YOU...!

Scene:
Kitty, Kelly and Judy were all shopping at a thrift store(aka: Heritage-store)

Kelly holds up a fabulous old textured overcoat ( aka: an Oatmeal-coat ) and Kitty exclaims "I'ts your HERITAGE!", "You Must!" (get it).

Judy looks up for a moment, takes a drag off the cig hanging from her lip and continues to sort through the blouses unimpressed.

(Kitty to Kelly) "That coat is so totally NOT HER HERITAGE."

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Heritage - definition

Heritage the most beautiful girl you will ever meet if she likes you she can't stop likening u she just the one if she likes you don't let her go or she will never come back she is always right no matter what she says she is smart hot strong and a little bit emotional she likes to act poor so she can see how you are. IF YOU MEET HER DONT LET HER GO.

Do you know heritage she is the most beautiful girl don't leave her it would nd up hurting you.

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Heritage - slang

A group of hot girls that post all there selfies. They can be there selves, because everyone already knows there ugly. Heritage is a group which is secretive and a way of life. Anyone can become a part of Heritage, what are we kidding.. you have to be very special and cool... cyberbulling has to be used at all times and if not you are an outcast

'oh wow are you in heritage'

'yeah...'

'wow you must have no life'

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Heritage

A persons background. Something that represents who they are and where they are from.

My heritage is part of who I am.

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Heritage

Person's background, tradition

It's against my heritage to ejaculate on cows.

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Heritage

What some Southerners claim for why they do hateful and racist things since the civil war.

"It's my heritage to fly the confederate battle flag." Or "It's my heritage to put on this white hood- if you say something about it being racist, you're pulling the race card."

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