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What is Fredericksburg?A city that is stuck between Northern Virginia and Richmond (Southern Virginia) and is also known as "Back in the Bushes" (Spotsylvania County). Home of the worst shopping center ever built, Central Park. A place where the women like to wear tight clothing regardless if they are thin or fat (most of them are fat rednecks). It also has a lot of Civil War history which the people of the city (Rednecks) are damn proud of. I would also like to point out that this is a place where the mullet lives and lesbians thrive. "Hey man, let's go hang out at Walmart in Central Park." Fredericksburg - meme gifFredericksburg - videoFredericksburg - what is it?Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all." I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX! What does "Fredericksburg" mean?A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves. "So, where ya from?" Fredericksburg - what does it mean?A shitty bar filled with scum bags and pretend metalheads. The bouncers are crack heads who slip roofies in girls' drinks. The bathroom is covered in a filthy slime of hepatitis, piss, and smegma. If you're trying to get laid, ask the guy with a tattoo of a dick on his dick. He will suck you off for a free PBR, in the bathroom. I need a good BJ, and I would love some hepatitis. I'm going to Spirits in Fredericksburg!! Fredericksburg - meaningFXBG! before some awful legislation dubbed in FUG. where the sniper struck twice. you can find more teenage mothers than adult ones. Super high incident rate of youth car fatalities. You can drink, smoke, go to carl's, make babies, and thats pretty much it. "what are ya'll doin in fredericksburg tonight?" Fredericksburg - definitionA city in VA, but really it is a generalization for any large suburb on the east coast. Many of the people there lack creativity and imagination or feel they are not responsible for entertaining themselves. If they are bored they will blame it on the city, as if the city itself put a gun to their head and forced them to do nothing. These people will often talk about moving or going somewhere 'better' but never do. Sue - "Man I'm soooo bored, I hate fredericksburg! There is nothing to do here!" Fredericksburg - slangAn elite town nestled in the sprawling country between Richmond and D.C., Fredericksburg is home to many old money families and is known for it's wealthy, preppy families. Most kids here attend top notch schools, party hard, and spend their summers at the country club. You can't walk more than a block in historic downtown without seeing girls and boys decked out in Lilly Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Southern Marsh, and Costa del Mars. Families here are very waspy, and many of the kids often go on to attend elite southern colleges. Isn't Fredericksburg just one of the most beautiful, southern, historic towns in Virginia? FredericksburgOh my god! The other definitions of this Arent even close to describing fredericksburg!! Don't judge it unless you really know it. No, our youth car crash rate is actually very low, and hardly any teens are pregnant, unless you go into the ghetto. (Not trying to be racist.. But it's true) and we are not ALL rich preppy families. We aren't just rednecks, were southern. There's a huge difference. It's not boring, it's amazing and fun. Amazing people, fun events, and more. Everybody is so nice, the city is really just beautiful, and you should visit:) while youre here, go to Carl's! It's only THE BEST ice cream place ever, it's been around since early 1900's, so it's a historical landmark. People really underestimate this town, while its truly just beautiful and perfect. Katie: wow, I never realized how much I actually love it here! FredericksburgAlso known as "frednecksburg." There's only three catogories of people: gansters, wangsters, and rednecks. There's absolutely nothing to do in this county except drugs and girls. People in this county blame their boredness on the town itself. There's nothing to freakin' do in Fredericksburg!! FredericksburgA small town nestled in the country hills between Richmond and D.C. Downtown F-burg boasts and carries it's historical knowledge about it's self with more pride than the LGBT community. Downtown f-burg also has WAY too many restaurants, vintage stores, half-assed specialty stores, wangsters, and pretentious yuppies. We have one major shopping district known as Central park with one piss pot mall, even more restaurants, and the infamous snipers that caused a ruckus in the early 2000s. Visitor: Hey man, you seem like a local. Fredericksburg seems pretty cool but is there anything else to do around here other than learn about it's history? |
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