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What is the haunted house?
The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
the haunted house - video
The haunted house - what is it?
A girl who previously had an abortion
I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that
What does "the haunted house" mean?
a place where couples go to make out
Although the haunted house was fun, I think 7 minutes in heaven was better
The haunted house - what does it mean?
The haunted house is linked to jiafei, sexy product, barbz etc. Like you ate things, they are really nice people actually and me myself I'm a barb to 💁 ♀️
GIRL YESS!!!!💖💅🏻YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE🤪😜😻👁PLS BUY JIAFEI SEXY PRODUCT🚂💝
The haunted house - meaning
House with lots of scary things like zombies, vampires, ghosts, skeletons, and screamers.
Jim: i went into the haunted house now im scared! :'O
The haunted house - definition
During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.
Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.
A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.
So many people want to go into haunted houses... why? You'll just scream and run out.
The haunted house - slang
If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.
Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰
The haunted house
During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.
She loves the haunted house.
The haunted house
hounted house - place you go to get the shit scared out of you for a small fee
I don't wanna go to haunted house, I won't be able to sleep at night!
The haunted house
Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"