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What is hammerheads?

A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.

Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.

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Hammerheads - what is it?

A drinking game for the boys. Involves two pong games going on simultaneously on two tables shaped like a hammerhead. One table is straight and the other table is faced sideways connected to the first table. The game that involves the long table involves cups 4-3-2-1 and is 2v2. The short table is 1v1 and has cups 3-2-1. One team from long game and short game are on same team. First team to eliminate all cups wins.

The boys played hammerhead last night. They were super ducked up.

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What does "hammerheads" mean?

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

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Hammerheads - what does it mean?

Term used in the cycling community for a really gung-ho athletic rider, the kind with an intense training regimen and a "need for speed." Named for their habit of dropping the hammer, or launching into unnecessary bursts of speed, particularly blowing off weaker riders in recreational group rides. In extreme cases, they've been known to blow off traffic lights and laws just to go fast. Too often matching the stock image of the athletic, lycra-clad scofflaw, they're often blamed for perpetuating a lot of ugly stereotypes about people on bikes.

"I get to the intersection on my bike, and just when I get the light, some hammerhead blows off the intersection right across my bath! He cuts me off, AND all those cars. Then they all start honking at me, even when I signal properly, because they think I'm a jerk, too. I'm just trying to get to work!"

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Hammerheads - meaning

A person who enjoys eating out excessively bloody assholes. They typically bite off small chunks of flesh in the process, adding to the bloody carnage.

Hammerheads usually perform this action in groups as part of a "feeding frenzy."

That hammerhead is eating mad time asshole! Look at all that blood!

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Hammerheads - definition

A girl lays on a bed legs spread, vigorously double fisting her vagina, while a guy stands at the far corner of the room and he is bending over. He places his hands on his head thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark. He charges forward toward his pray and plows that pussy into oblivion with his head creating the image of the elusive hammerhead shark.

Wow my vagina hurts. WHY? My boyfriend hammerheaded me several times yesterday.

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Hammerheads - slang

Another word for penis you can say in public

Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline

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Hammerheads

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

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Hammerheads

A person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)

Dude, you were so hammerhead last night!

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Hammerheads

a stupid or incompetent person.

john is such a hammerhead

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