Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hammered shit?

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

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Hammered shit - what is it?

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

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What does "hammered shit" mean?

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

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Hammered shit - what does it mean?

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

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Hammered shit - meaning

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.

1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.

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Hammered shit - definition

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

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Hammered shit - slang

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

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Hammered shit

Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.

Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.

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Hammered shit

Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine

I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit

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Hammered shit

1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).

A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.

After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.

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