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What is shit hammered?When you fuck your bitch and going down the stairs and start shitting in her mouth your penis touches her liver Hi shit hammered a hooker down the stairs shit hammered - videoShit hammered - what is it?The act of dropping a large fecal bludgen upon another individual. We dropped the Shit-hammer on Saddam in operation:Enduring Freedom bombings. What does "shit hammered" mean?Being VERY drunk "I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing" Shit hammered - what does it mean?A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop) "If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..." Shit hammered - meaningLet's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer. Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!! Shit hammered - definitionA combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself. Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered! Shit hammered - slangResulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!! Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer. Shit hammeredThe state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it. I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn. Shit hammeredSmitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night Shit hammeredExtremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit. After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered. |
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