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What is hairy mary?
A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.
Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.
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Hairy mary - what is it?
A girl who likes to rip your pubes put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you semen.
"How was your date with Jenna last night?"
"She was a hairy Mary, dude"
What does "hairy mary" mean?
A hairy guy whose physiognomy is very masculine but who is actually very effeminate. Similar to Muscle Mary (Effeminate muscly guy)
He looks really rude, but he's just a Hairy Mary.
Hairy mary - what does it mean?
A prostitute.
Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:
(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.
I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.
There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!
Hairy mary - meaning
A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
Hairy mary - definition
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Hairy mary - slang
An incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.
Damn that hairy mary got me mighty fuckered up. Pass the chips?
Hairy mary
when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
Hairy mary
A phrase that indicates surprise. It is generally used by the more random mebers of society.
Guy: Boo!
Random Guy: Hairy Mary
Hairy mary
if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.