Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Glaswegian?

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.

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Glaswegian - video


Glaswegian - what is it?

Apparently, an "extension" of the lips created when a face's cheeks are cut from the corners of the mouth to the ear, leaving a scar.

Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.

Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.

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What does "Glaswegian" mean?

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.

Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

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Glaswegian - what does it mean?

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.

Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.

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Glaswegian - meaning

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.

Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

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Glaswegian - definition

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.

Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!

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Glaswegian - slang

Scottish people. Glasgow is the biggest city in Scotland.

Me: Can I clap yer wee doggy?
My American friend: What?
Me: I'm Glaswegian ye dick'ead.

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Glaswegian

Someone from Glasgow in Scotland. Majority of male Glaswegians wear white trackies, caps and sport shaved heads. These are commonly known as neds or chavs.

Person 1: "What do you call a Glaswegian in a suit?"

Person 2: "I don't know."

Person 1: "The accused..."

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Glaswegian

People from Glasgow are called Glaswegians. Glaswegian is also the name of the local dialect of Scots, commonly known as the Glasgow Patter.

My mate Tony is a Glaswegian.

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Glaswegian

Someone from, or who originates from Glasgow in Scotland, UK.

He's a Glaswegian

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