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What is Blackpool?
Blackpool is a shitty seaside town full of nittys who chill on cenny drive asking tramps to go in the shop n buy them some voddy. The fy4 lads are full of smackhead teens also known as the Highfield mandem ripping bongs and dropping garry’s on Common Edge and Highfield Road.
Lad - Oi go in headline n get us some jps players red n some voddy or ill stab ye nan.
Old man - Where do you think you are son.
Lads - Blackpool init
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Blackpool - what is it?
A town in the north west of England, approximately 50 miles from Manchester.Blackpool is without a shadow of a doubt the most dismal,suicide provoking and disgusting places you will ever visit.
i heard the Uk government were planning to test nuclear weapons in Blackpool in the hope it might kill some of the scum that live there.
What does "Blackpool" mean?
When something new starts out great and then soon goes downhill. From the football club Blackpool winning their first ever Premiership game 4-0 and then losing their second 6-0.
Guy 1: How's the new job going?
Guy 2: At first it seemed awesome but now it's just so punishing!
Guy 1: Sounds like you're having a Blackpool.
Blackpool - what does it mean?
Grey seaside town with sea water that could burn your feet off.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in the uk.
Most kids live in maccies and smoke cancer sticks aka fags everyday.
Populated by chavs who live off benefits and spend their days harassing people.
The streets leading into Blackpool are full of druggies, borded up shops and teen mums.
Some favourite things to do by people living in Blackpool are arson, drug abuse and alcholism.
The Blackpool tower is a cheap version of the Eiffel Tower covered in lights but so cheap only about three work.
I went to Blackpool and saw the grey sea
Blackpool - meaning
A scummy sea-side town which is apparently better than King's Lynn. The lovely accents of the people who live there, the wonderful sights to see. Probably one good school in the whole place and that is full of crack-heads and stoners.
The people who go there on holiday are either really scraping the barrel or they are Jack and Vera Duckworth.
"Wow. Blackpool is so much better than King's Lynn!" an old Lynner.
"Yeah. The skanky sea, the poor inhabitants, the urchin children. The list of great things about Blackpool is endless!"
Blackpool - definition
A seaside town situated on the North West coast of England. Blackpool is populated mainly by chavs who live off benefits and spend their days harassing people and drinking cheap cider. The main street leading into town (Central Drive) is a complete shit hole full of layabouts and druggies and filthy boarded up shops. I wouldn't recommend walking there after dark. Blackpool hobbies include begging, arson, drug abuse, alcoholism and harassment. Most kids don't go to school, they prefer to spend their days dressed in filthy rags riding down the main roads on their stolen BMX bikes while their mothers are in the pub with the latest "uncle".
I went to Blackpool for my holidays and it was shit.
Blackpool - slang
Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)
(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.
(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.
Blackpool
The greatest place on earth.
The vegas of the UK
it's a fucking dump, folkes
Blackpool
Cheap town, average wage is 10 grand a year. Kids are encouraged to drop out of school at 16, work on the prom selling 2 quid shoes and then retire at 21 and live on the dole, stabbing grannies for crack money.
Makes ghetto areas in London look like Vegas.
Blackpool
Soul-destroying grey seaside town which has cleaner sewage than beach water.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.
High rate of litter.
Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.
Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).
A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.
Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.
Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.
Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).
Whistling is considered a talent.
Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.
Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".
War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.
Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are m8 you gorra spare fag?"
Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".