Definder - what does the word mean?

What is holidays?

A word that half the bands ever have had in one of their song names

Holiday-Green Day
Holiday in the Sun-Sex Pistols
Holiday-Unwritten Law

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Holidays - what is it?

a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"

b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation

a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy

Can i get another amen
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A gag
A plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

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What does "holidays" mean?

A politically correct and inclusive term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the liberals.

It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!

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Holidays - what does it mean?

time away from work/ school

wonderfulest part of the year.. especially when the holiday is for weeks/months


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Holidays - meaning

Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.

my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.

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Holidays - definition

Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.

You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.

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Holidays - slang

1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").
2. British term for "vacation."

- "Happy Holidays!"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"

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When people work the 9 to 5 rather than the typical 14-16 hour workdays. An hour lunch break may be taken on these days, but is still frowned upon. Some people may catch a "holiday" and become quite unresponsive. Stay away from these people.

What are you doing on your holiday?
I think I'll take off early at 5 today. What about you?
I think I may go on a vacation for the week.
What's a 'va cation'?

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An opportunity for relatives to come around and say stupid shit like: Why haven't you found a wife yet.

"My favorite part about holidays his how being single is considered a disease."

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Days where many different companies shove advertisements down our throats and persuade us into giving them shit loads of money.

Companies tell us to buy as much shit as possible on holidays.

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