Definder - what does the word mean?

What is green apple?

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!

Pass that green apple biznatch!

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green apple - video


Green apple - what is it?

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

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What does "green apple" mean?

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

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Green apple - what does it mean?

diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.

Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!

Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him

Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter

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Green apple - meaning

Explosive and colorful diarrhea.

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".

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Green apple - definition

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

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Green apple - slang

A code word you say to your parents when your friend is standing right next to you and you are at someones house and you want to get picked up without making the other person feel bad.

Makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.

Works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you

mom:" So do you want me to come and get you?"
You:"Um, yea get some green apples"
mom:"Ok i'll be there in 10 minutes"
You:" Aww man, Ok bye"

You:"John, shes picking me up in 10 minutes"

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Green apple

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

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Green apple

a juicy round green lump of fruit

granny smith yummmmmmmmmmmmm

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Green apple

the most delicious curvacious type of booty

Gary: did you see the green apple on that girl?
Chase: pretty sure that was a guy.

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