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What is giraffed?

Giraffing
Verb
The act of two or more flaccid penises intertwining shafts, similar to two or more male giraffes' necks when fighting.

OMG, those hot guys are giraffing over there, let's get a closer look!

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Giraffed - what is it?

To be in a mood where you want to sit in a corner and die! Comes from the fact that when you corner a Giraffe and threaten it, it lies down on the floor, closes it's eyes, and dies!

If you are Giraffing or Giraffed, you just cannot be bothered, no matter what the situation!

Hung over after a big night out and a mate wakes you up at 7am to ask you to help clear up;

'I can't'
'Why?'
'I'm so badly Giraffing (draffin') bro!'

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What does "giraffed" mean?

The act of swinging your head like a golf club and hitting another person in their chest or crotch
Invented In Morrisville New York by the coolest person ever

Dude im definatley Giraffing Dylan later. Oh nice make him cry hes so scrawny.

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Giraffed - what does it mean?

To grab a straw with your tongue before sucking your drink up. Usually in a revolting manner.

Person A- Oh my god that is so nasty. Look at the way Amy giraffed that Pepsi!
Person B- I'm not even thirsty anymore.

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Giraffed - meaning

A form of avoidance by putting your head so far down that you look like a giraffe trying to pick up some grass off of the ground.

He was giraffing when he walked by her.

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Giraffed - definition

Is when a male who is 6'2 or taller, finds a way to the females mouth from standing behind her while dancing. The male somehow loops his head around the females body, like a giraffe would, to meet her lips.

"Did you see Aubrey get kissed by that random stranger last night?" "Yea he just looped his face around to meet her lips. She definitely got Giraffed"

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Giraffed - slang

A large headed animal, usually described as a penis head. girafs only eats vegetables but in some ocassions it might drink beer

I love the giraf, he's neck is as long as my penis

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Giraffed

Making out with a girl that you are at least one foot taller than.

"Damn you see those two making out in the corner."
"Yeah man, he's straight giraffing her"

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Giraffed

Verb - the sneak attack make-out of a really tall guy, usually directed at a below average height girl.

Also, to giraffe or to be giraffed.

Watch out for Lawrence, he's known for giraffing when you least expect it.

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Giraffed

It's like this really sexual filthy, filthy thing where you and however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees. Right out of 'em. And there's, I don't know where the insertion happens maybe like, after you eat all the fruit out of the trees you lay down on each other? Back and forth on each other and you enjoy the fruity taste that you got in your mouth.

There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.

Lot of injuries from that.

I don't wanna kiss and tell but this week me and my girl were totally giraffing it.

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