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What is fucked the monkey?
The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
fucked the monkey - video
Fucked the monkey - what is it?
It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.
At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
What does "fucked the monkey" mean?
1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.
2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"
"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
Fucked the monkey - what does it mean?
Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.
Fucked the monkey - meaning
1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.
Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"
Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"
Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"
Fucked the monkey - definition
1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.
1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"
Fucked the monkey - slang
1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate
1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."
Fucked the monkey
To take control of a situation in an assertive way
So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"
Fucked the monkey
To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.
Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
Fucked the monkey
To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"