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What is floofer?
A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.
This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.
floofer - meme gif
floofer - video
Floofer - what is it?
A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
What does "floofer" mean?
A term commonly used to describe animals with lots of fur or powders such as flour.
Jake: Those dogs are so cute.
Kaci: Oh my god floofers.
Floofer - what does it mean?
A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer
Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.
Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.
Floofer - meaning
The beautiful Floofer is an endangered species native to the island of Wallendalia. Located between the frigid continent of Antarctica and the scorching Australia. In a spectacular representation of evolution, the Floofer can rapidly change and shed its coat to adapt when it crosses the border between the extremes of hot and cold of the two halves of the island. The Floofer lives to be about thirty years old, and can be colors ranging from green, red, blue, yellow, or a combination of either. This incredible species will grow to be at least 4 feet in length and has the body structure of a lion, with the back legs of a kangaroo and the head of an emperor penguin. It is estimated that there are only about 1,000 Floofers left alive.
" Hey do you see that floofer being ridden by that Zwergal?"
Floofer - definition
An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Look at that little floofer I want it
Floofer - slang
A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.
According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol
Floofer
a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t
Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?
Floofer
A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.
Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.
Floofer
a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute
floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute
"my dog is the floofiest floofer"