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What is chest hair?
Waking up after a long night of drinking to find a half eaten burrito supreme on your chest, without any recollection of purchasing said burrito supreme. May or may not be your burrito, but you still heat it up in the morning and consume it anyway.
Rob was shit-faced last night i heard he woke up with a chest hair supreme!
Bro, why did you let me go to t bell i woke up with a chest hair supreme!
Not again, dammit! another chest hair supreme!
chest hair - video
Chest hair - what is it?
refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest
Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!
What does "chest hair" mean?
An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground
"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."
Chest hair - what does it mean?
Material used to create Janice's(from Mean Girls) wigs out of.
"Hey Janice what's your wig made out of?"
"Your mother's chest hair!"
Chest hair - meaning
Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.
The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.
Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.
Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.
Chest hair - definition
When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!
You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"
Chest hair - slang
Similar to awkward turtle, for situations when hair is protruding from clothing embarrassingly and offender doesn't seem to notice/realize. Put hand under top and poke hand out of neck hole, wiggle fingers.
AWKWARD CHEST HAIR
Chest hair
n. Any Manchester United supporter who's never been to Manchester.
A couple of chest hairs one can handle, but in large numbers they become quite tedious. Especially when they lose.
Chest hair
Nice wig. Whats it made of? YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR!
Chest hair
Since ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC.
gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair
percivel: i am happy for you man, that makes 42 right?
gordon: 42 and counting. by the way, i am sorry to hear about your last chest hair
percivel: ahhh, dont beat yourself up about it, im sure you didnt mean to shoot that firework at my chest
gordon: bad luck all around... or could be because your parents named you percivel