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What is Chest hair?Waking up after a long night of drinking to find a half eaten burrito supreme on your chest, without any recollection of purchasing said burrito supreme. May or may not be your burrito, but you still heat it up in the morning and consume it anyway. Rob was shit-faced last night i heard he woke up with a chest hair supreme! Chest hair - videoChest hair - what is it?refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest Peter:What did you do last night? What does "Chest hair" mean?An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plรกcido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground "I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera." Chest hair - what does it mean?Material used to create Janice's(from Mean Girls) wigs out of. "Hey Janice what's your wig made out of?" Chest hair - meaningUsed in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation. Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair. Chest hair - definitionWhen a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday! You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!" Chest hair - slangSimilar to awkward turtle, for situations when hair is protruding from clothing embarrassingly and offender doesn't seem to notice/realize. Put hand under top and poke hand out of neck hole, wiggle fingers. AWKWARD CHEST HAIR Chest hairn. Any Manchester United supporter who's never been to Manchester. A couple of chest hairs one can handle, but in large numbers they become quite tedious. Especially when they lose. Chest hairNice wig. Whats it made of? YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR! Chest hairSince ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC. gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair |
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