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What is flat earth?
1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs
2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it
Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck
flat earth - video
Flat earth - what is it?
If you truly belive in this than you will need the following:
59.99--------brain cells
29.99--------common sense booklet
39.99--------logic, for dummies
Flat earth isn't real ;-;
What does "flat earth" mean?
The flat earth is a constructed religion. Constructed religions are amongst the least known "arts", but very abused by it's powers.
Like many religions constructed in the late 20th century The Flat Earth cult was a constructed religion that was constructed by a group of people interested in the idea.with the rise of the internet the idea spread quickly.
Like many cult and antiscience formed throughout the years, it relies and the small-minded belief that since one can't trust the government then they can trust any random source claiming to be against the government.
Ironically, the very source of the belief could be the government itself. According to a research paper published by the Zwich Derkwiz and Durch Zurich of the University of Dürwelt, The flat earth idea could have being perpetuated by CIA mind control reports, this included numerous references to declassified CIA documents and direct qoutes from member of the programs.Since then attempts had being made to interview members of the CIA program.
Flat Earth is a cult
Flat earth - what does it mean?
A bunch of idiots who had nothing to do then resurfaced, and an idiot believed it.
I believe in Flat Earth. Congratulations you are an idiot
Flat earth - meaning
When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers
Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.
Flat earth - definition
noun
The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.
Flat earth - slang
A baseless "theory" conspiracy supported by a bunch of people who mindlessly follow it like a nonsensical cult. It has no evidence to back it up whatsoever, and any evidence that the flat earthers bring up can quickly be rebutted by a reasonably smart and logic-minded person, like me.
Guy: The earth is flat, globetards! Flat Earth is right!
Me: It's not. Can you explain why we have two hemispheres and they have different stars?
Guy: What? Fuck you! You are stupid and uneducated!
Flat earth
The most retarded theorist group to ever exist, becoming a Flat Earther poses a high risk to your IQ, and has a possible side effect of giving you Cardiac Arrest, And/Or Removing your brain entirely.
some flat earthers belive in an ice wall (Antarctica ) surrounding the earth, with outside lands that the rest of the world is hiding.
Flat Earthers have two siapses in their brain and nothing more
Flat earth
A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.
We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class
Flat earth
The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!