What is ficking?

A combination of the word fit and thick. Someone who is in very good physical shape while also having larger than normal measurements.

She just squatted 300 pounds easily and she has a six back! She is Fick!

ficking - meme gif

An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.

Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.

When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"

"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"

the nice way of calling someone a fuck or telling them to fuck off. and hey. you won't get called out by your parents for it!

are you ficking kidding me?!?! fick off man. hey what's up fick?

I ficking hate school.

I want to fick the girl next door

"i am so horny--fick me!"

any sexual activities with the opposite sex (or same sex if you are gay).

wow did you see those people ficking in the park? they were totally making out

Alex is a ficking whore for showing me supapete.

same as fucking but very extreme. refer to fucking. not really in a sexual way though.

ariel: stupid ficking crack whore
aliza:ya i no..bitch!!