What is felch?

The act of orally extracting one's own semen from the anus of another.

I would come up with an example, but I am sure it could not top your mental image.

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v.t., (from the Welsh: honor; dignity)to suck your own semen out of another man's rectum (preferably with a straw).

Having corn-holed Tom Jones with abandon, I fetched a flexi-straw and felched Tommy Boy 'till he was dry.

Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.

I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

The Act of sucking ones own semen out of a partner's orifice after ejaculation.

Cole felched Destin's ass dry after blowing his meat missile.

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?