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What is Felch?

According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was

is an example really necessary?

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Felch - what is it?

To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them

Dave felch's his cat

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What does "Felch" mean?

The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.

"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"

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Felch - what does it mean?

Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.

I'm going to felch you tonight charlie.

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Felch - meaning

the art of sucking delivered semen out of orifices!

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Felch - definition

When a man cums in a womens anus or vagina then sucks the sperm out with his mouth.

Wendy got felched last night.....ugh!!

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Felch - slang

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

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Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's rectum

I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch

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Felch

When some one cums up a persons ass then sucks it out

Michael felched Robert.

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Felch

(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.

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