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What is fart cum?
A stinky fart you get caused by cum you got in your ass via anal sex. Unless your some weird fucker who enjoys sticking syringe tubes up your ass with random peoples cum... in which in case; have fun with that!
*Lets out a wet sounding fart.*
"Dude I think you gave me the cum farts."
fart cum - video
Fart cum - what is it?
When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.
Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.
What does "fart cum" mean?
The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.
The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts
Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts
Fart cum - what does it mean?
When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.
Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart
Fart cum - meaning
When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
Fart cum - definition
n.
A secretion of male ejaculate that exits the anus while farting, sometime after anal sex. It could be right after the sex or five hours later.
Standing in line for the subway, Jennie realized that she was now sporting a stain left by her cum fart.
Fart cum - slang
1. When a male or female has just had anal sex and they proceed to fart afterwards.
2. After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect.
3. A kind of porno, usually consisting of a male and a female. THe male buttfucks her and she farts cum.
1.
Man 1: Oh dude it was so nasty!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I was having anal sex with Jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous cum fart
Man 2: That is nasty...
2. "Dude did you here about Jenny last night...she cum farted right after fucking mike."
3.
Go to google.
Type in cum farters
Click on one of the links.
Try to watch it.
Fart cum
when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea
Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!
Fart cum
When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community
"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"
Fart cum
You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.
I did a fart cum with my mom.