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What is everton?
Being the neighbours of five times european cup winners Liverpool FC, Everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.
Person 1: Hi mate, who do you support?
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?
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Everton - what is it?
A football team in Liverpool, which happens to have the most biased and dislussions fans ever walk on this planet
What does "everton" mean?
A club with very little success, fans of Everton tend to insult other clubs rather than attempt to compliment their own.
Evertonians tend to be the scum that hang around on street corners, and generally give the city of Liverpool a bad name.
Typical conversation with a supporter of Everton:
Evertonian: a'ight LA!!
Liverpudlian: When did you last win the league?
Evertonian: Stevie G is shite, la!
Liverpudlian: o...k..
Evertonian goes on to be a crack addict.
Everton - what does it mean?
Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.
EVERTON FANS.
Al: Lad coming to watch the match?
John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison
LIVERPOOL FANS.
Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?
Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.
Muhammad: Sound.
Everton - meaning
A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes
Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.
Everton - definition
The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.
We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.
Everton - slang
Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.
Everton scum they think tjey are the best.
Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........
Everton
The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.
Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid
Everton
The best team in the world. Evertonians are born not made. You don't understand what it is to love everton unless you actually do, they're more than just a football team.
bloke 1''Who do you support?''
bloke 2''Everton''
bloke 1''They're fucking boss''
Everton
The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.
Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM