Definder - what does the word mean?

What is twatted?

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

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Twatted - what is it?

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

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What does "twatted" mean?

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

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Twatted - what does it mean?

being very drunk

ive got the worst hangover ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night

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Twatted - meaning

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

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Twatted - definition

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

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Twatted - slang

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

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Twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

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Twatted

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

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Twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

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