|
|
What is Walton?
A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"
"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
Walton - meme gif
Walton - video
Walton - what is it?
A Scammer, A Liar, A Fraud, A Messy Bitch That Lives For Drama, Will Do Anything For That Dollar!
I Raven Walton my way through a check and i don't look back when it's gone
What does "Walton" mean?
a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .
gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof
Walton - what does it mean?
An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the Waltons
Typical teenager: Hey did you see Dane Cook on SNL last night?
Me: Naaw dude, I watched the Waltons.
Typical teenager: What the hell is that?
Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)
Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.
Me: (Rolls eyes) Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.
Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!
Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)
Walton - meaning
A fanatic Arsenal supporter who watches every match on the edge of his seat whilst enjoying a quick hand shandy from a morbidly obese woman.
"Hey fancy Walton at the match tonight - that chick over there looks huge."
"Too right - the game looks good and she is massive"
Walton - definition
A cool and very respectful guy. But sometimes he can be a complete dick and be completely useless majority of the time. Most often found in a gay strip club.
Nick is such a Walton when he's around.
Walton - slang
Anglo-Saxon for One Who Guards the Wall. People named Walton who have people call them "Walt" are rejecting over 1000 years of heritage and are fags.
Option 1
- "Hi, I'm Walton"
- "Hi Walton, what a cool name. Can I call you Walt?"
- "No."
- "Wow, you are so awesome!"
Option 2
- "Hi, my name is Walton, but you can call me Walt."
- "Fag."
Walton
Walton’s seem weird at first, but once you get to know them, they are interesting and kind hearted people who would take great care of their loved ones. They are smart and funny and like building and designing things. They are often shy, but once they’re comfortable around you, they will treat you like their most valuable and meaningful friend/partner.
My friend Walton is a great guy and he shows great respect and loyalty to people he cares about and loves.
Walton
A guy who is a little shy but always kind. He is understanding, but still tough and a little thick headed. He is a perfect example of someone to be with. He is smart and witty.
Walton is so handsome and sweet.
Walton
A cool sexy last name with Angelo Saxon origins.
Dang! she's so sexy! I bet she's a Walton