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What is grandparent?
Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.
Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne
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Grandparent - what is it?
The folks who pushed your mommy/daddy outta their pussies
I wisited my grandparents last night
What does "grandparent" mean?
Someone who has far to many things than necessary. This person has many things from when they were young that they really won’t get rid of. A hoarder.
“Holy cow! Why do you have whole cans of soup from when you were in the first grade? You’re such a grandparent.”
Grandparent - what does it mean?
To take care of your children's children in a way that makes non-grandparents feel undervalued and moronic. Also, to so facetiously do your kids a favour, by simply "babysitting", but feeling like you deserve a hero cookie for it.
"Looking forward to grandparenting my grand kids for my daughter so she can go out with her friends tonight!"
Grandparent - meaning
A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.
"I cannot come over because my grandparents are over for dinner."
Grandparent - definition
A nickname for your sexual partner in sexual age play.
"Oh fuck, break my hip like the dumb grandparent I am son!!!"
Grandparent - slang
Grandparents are like back-up parents.
"Hey there go my back-up parents!"
"Don't you mean grandparents?"
"They're my back-up parents!
Grandparent
The greatest source of wisdom and advice next to the bible
I wish i would've taken advantage of my grandparent
Grandparent
Humans who have an excessive amount of vanilla scented candles in their homestead
"Do you have a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Nah girl, these are just the vanilla scented candles my grandparents gave me."
Grandparent
Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.
Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"
Grandchild: "really?"
Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"
Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"
grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!