Definder - what does the word mean?

What is douche wagon?

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

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douche wagon - video

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Douche wagon - what is it?

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

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What does "douche wagon" mean?

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

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Douche wagon - what does it mean?

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

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Douche wagon - meaning

Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed

Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...

He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon.

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Douche wagon - definition

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

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Douche wagon - slang

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.

Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.

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Douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

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Douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

โ™ช Bob's Bob-O-Pedics โ™ช
โ™ช From your bยตรฑg#ร˜ยฃโ‚ฌ to your แน•โ‚ฌnยกs โ™ช
โ™ช Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! โ™ช
{~850ms delay}
โ™ช Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! โ™ช

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Douche wagon

When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.

"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"

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