What is too far?
When you make a porn home video.
Oh, God! He's gone too far!
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too far - video
Too far - what is it? This basically is a synonym for โa long shotโ, or an overly ambitious plan.
The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.
It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said โI think we may be going a bridge too farโ, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure.
Person 1: โIโm going to try to finish the essay the morning itโs due.โ
Person 2: โI think thatโs a bridge too far buddy...โ
โI think we may be going a bridge too far.โ
โ Lieutenant-General Frederick Browning
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What does "too far" mean? A term used for when someone takes a joke that was previously funny, "too far," to the point where it's no longer funny and/or awkward.
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"
1. You: Getting hit in the knees turns you gay guys!
Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz
You: ...Took it too far.
2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!
Quinn: With his mom?
You: Took it too far.
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Too far - what does it mean? โToo Far Juneโ is a very useful phrase, which can be used in a variety of ways.
Whether it be a sexual act or an argument/discussion which has exceeded your limits.
โMum can I have the car this weekend and your credit card?โ
โCar, yes. Credit card no - Too far Juneโ
โDo you fancy a threesome this weekend - with my mum or dad?โ
โGet lost creep! Too far Juneโ
Here are perfect examples of when โToo Far Juneโ was a necessary way of leaving situations which surpassed your boundaries ... or perhaps not for the perverts out there.
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Too far - meaning When a single individual is beyond the point of sobriety that he/she is no longer on this planet
โJimmy canโt have another drink, he is just too far goneโ
โI tried to smoke another bowl, but I was too far goneโ
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Too far - definition When a person has been so absorbed in what he/she believes to be true, that no amount of reality, logical or factual explanation or actual proof, to show them that their believe is 100% wrong, will convince him/her otherwise.
The acronym "tfg" is mostly used. (Especially used in political discussions)
Your logical explanation of the facts are falling on deaf ears, because he is too far gone!
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Too far - slang When someone takes something too far, by either saying something that is too far, continuing a joke after it is finished, or taking a joke too far.
1.
Brad: (to wheelchair girl) LEARN HOW TO WALK!!
Brad: (to us) It's funny coz she cant walk.
Everyone: Too far.
2.
Everyone: Let's tutorial Brad!
Brad: Haha I will fight back!
Everyone: Hehe.
Everyone grabs Brad.
Brad: (punches Aiden in the mouth)
Everyone: Too far.
3.
Everyone is chucking sticks at each other and whipping each other with them
Brad: (spits on one and whips me)
Everyone: Too far.
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Too far too-fahr
โinterjection
1. Something said when demanded task is of disproportionate difficulty or commitment to your current state of mind or willingness.
โadjective
2. Something that is too inconvenient to achieve, perform, acquire or pursue.
3. something that is difficult to analyze, understand, explain, or quantify.
Originating in a Southern European village at the foot of the Alps in the early 2000's it's use was initially inted to define the distance of things, and the unwillingness one had to physically reach for them.
Soon this term turned into a way to describe anything that was outside the reach of their will power, understanding, physical reach, motivational reach et al.
1.
Person1: "Could you go on wikipedia and check what year TMNT came out?"
Person2(on computer): "too far."
2.
Person1: "Do you ever think about how big the universe really is, and all the different possible human planets inhabiting all the galaxies? People like you and I thinking the exact same thing, and wondering if WE exist..."
Person2: "Too far."
3.
Person1: "Pass me the chips and hummus"
Person2: "Too far."
4.
Person1: "I need to get up real early tomorrow for a job interview, could you keep the music down tonight?"
Person2: "Too far"
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Too far This usually happens when a few friends are playfully bugging their buddy.
To take a joke too far, you should keep talking after you stopped being funny, or bring the persons mom into the conversation.
nick- nico, go get some friends.
jessica- you always drink all my stuff, smelly.
nico-you guys suck, haha.
drew- ha ha, yeah! nobody likes you! not even your mom! loser!
dan- too far, drew. too far.
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Too far when someone has clearly crossed the line, knows it, and says it anyways
when saying too far, the hand gesture for "time out" is often accompanied with it
"dude i have to take the biggest shit"
*everyone goes silent*
"wow..., too far (T)"
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