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What is Hummer?
A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
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Hummer - what is it?
A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.
A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.
What does "Hummer" mean?
A Hummer is an enormous vehicle that was designed to go off-road, although they are mostly driven by highly-paid executives (see yuppie) who need to drive a big vehicle to compensate for something smaller. Sometimes purchased by people who like to go off road, or by mothers who have a lot of kids and need something big to bring them around in, but mainly purchased by yuppies who need something to say that they make more money than you do. Hummer drivers are generally assholes who will cut you off given the chance, and won't hesitate to flip you off should you cut them off back. Hummers rarely see any dirt, except when their owners park them in the yard of their 3-story, 5-bedroom house.
Person A: "I just got a promotion, with a double salary! I'm going to use the extra money to buy a Hummer."
Person B: *dropkicks Person A*
Hummer - what does it mean?
An extremely oversized American SUV designed under General Motors that has approximately 1.2 - 3.0 miles to the gallon and can be seen mounted on HUGE 22'' - 52'' inch rims with at least 15 spot lights on the roof typically driven by a skinny white bitch!!!
Hey Fabian, Hey John, I drove my Hummer to pick up my kids from school this afternoon and I ended up hitting 59 parked cars, filling her up with $189.92 in DISEL GAS and running over 10 ducks by Century Village...not to mention I scared about 85, 85 year-olds!!!!
Hummer - meaning
A Military styled 'SUV type' vehicle for everyday roads (unfortunately), which functions as an ego-booster for people who seek to intimidate other drivers by appearing to be big, tough MILITARY types. They usually appear wider and more 'bulletbroof' than most regular 'SUV's.
ANNOYED DRIVER TO A HUMMER-DRIVING HOTSHOT: Hey there wannabe soldier!, go buy yourself a TANK and go to war!. That'll show 'em how big of a man you are!
Hummer - definition
the sexual act of droping your balls into some one's mouth and having them hum to make your balls vibrate
Paris Hilton gives the best hummers.
Hummer - slang
Oh look, a Hummer. As you can see, the average Hummer drivers attire includes but is not limited to: Flatbill cap(typically worn backwards at an angle), aviators or some sort of sunglasses, TAPOUT shirt, and board shorts. Watch as he flaunts his wallet, and plastic girlfriend.
Look at that toolbag getting out of his hummer. Im not sure what costs more; The girl he's with, or the gas.
Hummer
Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.
Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.
Hummer
See the vehicular definition of FUV.
My Hummer gets 0.5 mpg downhill and averages 2 complaints per owner (according to JD Power and Associates). w00t!
Hummer
A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.
Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.
Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.