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What is douche waffle?
1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
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Douche waffle - what is it?
The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.
That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?
What does "douche waffle" mean?
A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.
Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
Douche waffle - what does it mean?
a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
Douche waffle - meaning
a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them
Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.
Douche waffle - definition
when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it
i soo fucking douche waffled that girl like there was no tomoroow
Douche waffle - slang
A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.
Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?
Douche waffle
1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!
1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.
Douche waffle
A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth
Emily you are a douche waffle