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What is assjacker?
When your wallet or phone is so big when you sit down it pick's up one side of your ass or your whole ass a bit higher and make you lean left or right.
My wallet has so much money when I sit down my assjack makes my right ass cheek higher then the other!
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Assjacker - what is it?
ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex
"Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"
What does "assjacker" mean?
any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.
Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
Assjacker - what does it mean?
A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.
Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.
Assjacker - meaning
Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.
Adjective. Similar to jackass.
The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.
Assjacker - definition
A malapropism of jackass
driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"
Assjacker - slang
Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."
That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!
Assjacker
An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.
"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."
Assjacker
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
Assjacker
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!