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What is dingleberry?Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries? Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie. dingleberry - meme gifdingleberry - videoDingleberry - what is it?A dingleberry is a piece of poop hanging from one's butt. It most commonly occurs on dogs, but it is very possible to happen to humans. Shit. Buddy has a dingleberry again. What does "dingleberry" mean?A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs. Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!" Dingleberry - what does it mean?A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry. My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon. Dingleberry - meaningA drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall. Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry. Dingleberry - definitionA small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN. I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand. Dingleberry - slangA piece of dried and hardened turd that is suspended from one's ass hairs. They dangle freely and gracefully like wind chimes and form into many small clusters of brown crusty nuggets. It is formed when a person is expelling fecal matter and said person improperly wipes his fudge tunnel leaving the turd entangled in the jungle of ass hairs. Complications from having dingleberries are unwanted skid marks and irritating itches. They must be removed manually which may cause some pain and discomfort primarily because the ass hairs that are encrusted to the dingleberries are plucked right out of the pubic follicles. Failure to remove them may result in creation of an unbearable stench and infestation of bacterial growth accumulating all around the anal region and reaching parts of the gooch. Because of David's incompetence, his dingleberry got bigger and bigger until it stuck out of his undergarments. People walked by and commented on his shitbrick. DingleberryA delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers. My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware. DingleberrySpock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole. DingleberryA smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts. *Plink* |
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