Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a pie?

A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.

"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"

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a pie - video


A pie - what is it?

1. A delicious pastry consisting of an outer crust with inside fillings. Very tasty.

2. A fat, gluttonous cunt (generic insult term for cunt, not literal meaning; vagina).

3. (Invernesian Origin) To completely reject or ignore a person or attempt at communication, normally deliberately. Or to not attend an event or place, normally deliberately.

Somebody that pies regularly (pier would also be acceptable)

1. Om nom nom, this pie is fucking weapon eh!

1. "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman

2. Fuck off ya fat pie eh!

3. Hi, my name's David, I regularly pie rowing and the sesh!

Weapon slice of pie there from David, what a fucking pie

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What does "a pie" mean?

A pie is a sweet and/or savory thing meant to have filling and meant to be eaten.
Can be pastry or pussy, meant to be filled and eaten.

1:Dude, how far did you get with Jane last night?
2:Well, let's just say I turned her cherry pie into a cream pie.
1:Epick!!!
2:No, delicious...

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A pie - what does it mean?

A key of cocaine.

Check it, My weed smoke is my lye,
A key of coke is a *pie*

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A pie - meaning

Pieing is UK chav slang to "ignore someone". This is the British equivalent of airing someone.

John keeps leaving me on read.
Tell him to stop pieing you

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A pie - definition

1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.

2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.

3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.

1. Mary baked me a cherry pie. How sweet.

2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?

3. PIE!!!

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A pie - slang

Another word for being soft or pussy. Used in Florida, and some parts of Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia.

You pie my nigga.

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A pie

The art of whining, complaining, and bitching while completely annoying you (or others) at the same time.

Why the heck does Shawn have to pie-pie like that when him and his woman get in a fight??

All day Kayla was a big pie-pie when she didn't get her way at work.

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A pie

Ignoring someone/ not replying back

Oi Eric stop pieing that girl that's trying to speak to you

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A pie

Calling someone a pie is another way of calling someone an idiot. When they've done something stupid, or annoying.

Pete just spilled his juice, what a pie.

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