What is deusche?

If you spell it this way, you are one.

Brian: Dude you are such a deusch.

Kayla: Honey you can't spell it that way or everyone will think you're stupid.

Brian: Oh ok...I'm gonna go clean my vagina... Can you tell me how to spell it when I get back?

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Deusche - what is it?

Description - Deusch is a slang form of the word douche, and contrary to belief, it is a correct spelling do to the difference of context, and considering it is not literal, it is slang.

In comparison..

Deusch - A pathetic annoying jerk. Someone commonly obnoxious without reason, or extremely arrogant and selfish.

Douche - A chemical based cleaner for a vagina.

Ex1:
Dave: "Damn, did you hear that John's sister got fired cause she wouldn't give her boss a blowjob? He's such a deusch."

Ex2:
Dave's Friend: "Nope, but I do know I walked in on John's sister cleaning her vagina with a bag of douche."

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What does "deusche" mean?

a person so lowly, he can only be discribed as something that cleans pussy

riley yurks off to much, he is a deusch.

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Deusche - what does it mean?

Phrase used to convey boredom, frustration, or general apathy about a situation or place.

Two guys go to a club, only to find that there are hardly any females and tons of guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, this is a fucking sausauge fest.

Guy #2 : Yeah. This is deusche. I'm out.

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