What is david hasselhoff?

Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.

Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.

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david hasselhoff - video

David hasselhoff - what is it?

An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.

NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.

Robbie: WOAH! its david hasselhoff!

Dick: wow, wahhta tool.

Pam: shut up, he was on Baywatch.!

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What does "david hasselhoff" mean?

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

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David hasselhoff - what does it mean?

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

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David hasselhoff - meaning

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

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