What is curded?

Semen that has dried around the urethra.

Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.

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Curded - what is it?

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.

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What does "curded" mean?

An extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word.

Should be deleted from the english language.

Offensive to some.

Todd: I'm having curds tonight for dinner!!

Sean: We aren't friends anymore.

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Curded - what does it mean?

Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.

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Curded - meaning

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!