Definder - what does the word mean?

What is curd?

Semen that has dried around the urethra.

Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.

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Curd - what is it?

An extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word.

Should be deleted from the english language.

Offensive to some.

Todd: I'm having curds tonight for dinner!!

Sean: We aren't friends anymore.

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What does "curd" mean?

Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.

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Curd - what does it mean?

A really bad shit.
A number 5.

You curded all over my bathroom !?

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Curd - meaning

Slang word for marijuana

Y'all Niggas got curd?

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Curd - definition

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

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Curd - slang

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding

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Curd

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.

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Curd

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...

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Curd

A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.

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