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What is cumpooter?

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

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cumpooter - video

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Cumpooter - what is it?

when you nut and it make a fart sound

oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!

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What does "cumpooter" mean?

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.

This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.

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Cumpooter - what does it mean?

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...

Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...

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Cumpooter - meaning

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

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