Definder - what does the word mean?

What is croc?

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic with no water inside into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

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Croc - what is it?

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

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What does "croc" mean?

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.

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Croc - what does it mean?

1. A Russian guy who likes crocodiles.
2. The opposite of a Sahi, usually referring to someone who is dirty and impolite.
3. A member of a Crocogang

Sahi: A Croc has captured me! What do they want from me?
A croc: We just want you to say shit. It's not that hard.

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Croc - meaning

A derogatory term for a person, or persons with an intellectual disability, such as autism or down syndrome. Often used to shame a person for an act of stupidity or physical embarrassment.

look at that kid, he can't even kick a ball, what a croc!

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Croc - definition

A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock.

..that was bullshit...cheat...liar...what a croc!!!

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Croc - slang

A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock normally performed ejecting from a ladder, through a window, (You happen to be running behind a group of 5 teammates)missing all 5 tammates and although you are wearing kevalar, helmet, full HP all 3 shots from the burst hit you directly in the face. The odds of it happening:
1 out of 9999299199939991, but it still happends to you once every map. The performer is a classic n00bie, running while looking at the ground, getting lost in firefights, camping in the wrong direction. He has a score of 1-23 (thanks to you) and has only been playing for one week. He dosent know what the console is, or how to bind a key. Has no idea what PWN is, or even what it is used for. He has a spray that you have seen 3 other people use that day. After he kills you, he dies from his own idiocy because you told him 'kill' in console was a secret cheat to kill other players.

After he completes all this he says "n00bie I fr3aking 0wn3d j00!!!" unfortunalty his mother didnt give him enough attention as a child (he is 9 years old hasnt hit puberty yet) he has a small wiener, and he squeakes over the voicechat. You can't do anything about it but piss and moan like a jerk.
- then the admin banns you -

Welcome to my world =
stupid glock. you can only do 88dmg with it. (one kill - 18hits) You would have better luck using the flashlight.

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Croc

our god and saviour croc, pray for him, be scared of him, or else.

croc is god

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Croc

(adjective)

another word for dope, fire, or cool.

Adam: Yo Katy is croc, I fuck with her.
Bella: Yeah, she cool.

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Croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.

look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly

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