What is striptease?

An asexual striptease is when a person puts all their clothes on in a provocative way, such that an asexual person will gain excitement from it.

Barry: Aw, man, Sarah gave me the best asexual striptease last night...
Billy: Who would want to see Sarah with clothes on?

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Striptease - what is it?

A reverse striptrease is exactly what it sounds like, a person sensually getting dressed from practically nothing

Basically a striptease but in reverse.

Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well, got lucky and this morning I got a reverse striptease.

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What does "striptease" mean?

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

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Striptease - what does it mean?

revealing ones problems like a game of striptease; revealing ones problems to gain trust particularly from women; playing on ones problems in an attempt to invoke sympathy from others and failing

A: I used to get bullied at school
B: oh right, how sad...
...
B: jesus, A is such a soul striptease
C: yeah, it's really pathetic

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Striptease - meaning

showing one's feelings

-- coined by C.Boissonnault, 1998

He arrived at her doorstep steeped from the rain that now muffled his low, monotone apology. He began his emo striptease, hoping the last night's muzzy attempt to make out with her could be forgotten. When he was ready to cry, she was ready to discard their years of quiet friendship in exchange for his malnourished frame - pale and warm, irrevocably moist when undressed. His sweater, jeans, and tattered underwear remained in the same pile. When he redressed he swore he could smell his former self between the layers of must. "I'll buy flowers..." he muttered, but quickly toothed his lips.

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Striptease - definition

When the irrational and transcendental number π occasionally reveals herself to excite the mathematical brethren of her numerical or geometric hidden properties, be it through some new beautiful pattern or little juicy theorem.

Both number theorists and numerologists get pretty aroused when they get invited to attend a pi striptease event (by invitation only), whose aha! moments could get them mathematically excited for days.

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