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What is cumbust?
When a dude busts a nut so fast that the exothermic release triggers a chain reaction in which cum accelerates exponentially and shoots out the dick hole. Cumbustion
Jimmy: I had Sara rub me out resulting in a cumbustion right in her face.
Bob: You're weird, man
cumbust - video
Cumbust - what is it?
When a female is so attractive that you have an immediate explosion in your pants.
That girl's face is very cumbustable.
What does "cumbust" mean?
A word used as a reaction to someone hot, or doing something hot.
Sarah: if I was ever in the car with that girl Iād combust
Rachel: Iād Cumbust
Cumbust - what does it mean?
When you get so excited that you ejaculate without notice.
Keep ordering me oyster shooters and I might just cumbust.
Cumbust - meaning
1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.
1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.
Cumbust - definition
To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.
This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176Ā°C) rather than Ghee (250Ā°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'
Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?
Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
Cumbust - slang
The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.
Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.
Cumbust
ejaculating much faster than you had expected.
That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!
Cumbust
An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!
That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!
Cumbust
To ejaculate or blow your load rapidly. Used in the porn industry to describe when a guy sprays his cum all over the female actress' face.
How bout I cumbust all over ur face.