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What is cumbrella?
When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.
She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.
cumbrella - video
Cumbrella - what is it?
Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.
Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.
What does "cumbrella" mean?
The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.
Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!
Cumbrella - what does it mean?
Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )
Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
Cumbrella - meaning
False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.
Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
Cumbrella - definition
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
Cumbrella - slang
1.(noun) a female condom goes inside girl
2.(verb)when you jizz on a girl's inner leg and the cum drips in her vagina just like how with umbrella water always drips on you
3.(noun) an item a girl put over her vagina when she gives you a hand job and lets you cum all over her while she is naked alot like a famle condom but instead it covers the vagina
1.we wanted to have sex but i didnt have a condom so we used a cumbrella
2. he just had sex and i cam all over her leg and let it drip in her vagina
3.she gave me a hand job naked and wanted cum on her but she didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cumbrella
Cumbrella
a questionably smelling umbrella that you likely borrowed from a coworker, or found in a lost and found box.
You: hey, it’s raining outside
Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.
Cumbrella
the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA
She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.
Cumbrella
an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women
bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella