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What is cudgel?
Act of masturbation.
Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
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Cudgel - what is it?
A game played between two or more contestants.
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
What does "cudgel" mean?
When you are having a loving cuddle with a seal.
"I got into bed with the seal and had a cudgel"
Cudgel - what does it mean?
That which can be dismissed by evidence can be asserted, bigly. Believe me.
B.oB. used Trump's Cudgel to defend his position on the shape of the Earth.
Cudgel - meaning
Should you break the law, I shall unzip and break YOU with my flesh cudgel.
Cudgel - definition
A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.
Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....
Cudgel - slang
A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!
Cudgel
A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).
Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.
Cudgel
Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon"
So basically any dude with a huge truck.
Girl 1: "How was it??"
Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel."
"That douche bag is a major cudgel."