Definder - what does the word mean?

What is needle?

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

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Needle - what is it?

1. Being strung out/high on heroine.
2. Having a tattoo.

That junkie's always needled.

That guy's needled with a sick tattoo.

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What does "needle" mean?

Lethal Injection

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.

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Needle - what does it mean?

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

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Needle - meaning

Sticking your dong where it don't belong.

Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.

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Needle - definition

noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)

Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."

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Needle - slang

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

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Needle

A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

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Needle

Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.

There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.

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Needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

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