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What is crunchatize?It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina. Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood. crunchatize - videoCrunchatize - what is it?The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener. "Derek, crunchatize me captain!" What does "crunchatize" mean?when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!" Crunchatize - what does it mean?The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast. "Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?" Crunchatize - meaningWhen a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day. Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?" |
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