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What is Captain Crunch?
Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
Captain Crunch - video
Captain Crunch - what is it?
He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name
Captain crunch is a snacc.
What does "Captain Crunch" mean?
Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch
"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"
Captain Crunch - what does it mean?
A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.
Some one who destroys property.
We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV
Captain Crunch - meaning
Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.
"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"
Captain Crunch - definition
When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.
I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.
Captain Crunch - slang
1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.
2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
Captain Crunch
The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.
Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.
Captain Crunch
Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
Captain Crunch
Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.
KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!