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What is Captain crunch?
1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.
Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
Captain crunch - video
Captain crunch - what is it?
when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.
Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!
What does "Captain crunch" mean?
a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.
captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother
Captain crunch - what does it mean?
The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
Captain crunch - meaning
The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.
Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.
Captain crunch - definition
Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
Captain crunch - slang
The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!
Captain crunch
Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.
KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!
Captain crunch
When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.
Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
Captain crunch
Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *