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What is smagma?
Smagma dripcup orgien smartmove: i smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup, kinda like a bib its a protecture from that evil smagma. Nobody like getting smagma on them. Words from the book of brackenism.
I smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup
smagma - video
Smagma - what is it?
smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls
Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.
see also baboobs
What does "smagma" mean?
A mix between cum and lava, usually happens when there is a volcanic eruption and you feel aroused by the magma.
Dude is that smagma? Ow it got on my leg!
Smagma - what does it mean?
1.Noun. The penile secretions of a feverish or high-temperature person.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.
1. He just wanted to put the tip in, but I could already feel the smagma on my va jay jay.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.
Smagma - meaning
The liquid-like matter coming from one's penis when an infection occurs from being uncircumcised
The smagma showed he was unclean and infected, therefore I would not give him head.
Smagma - definition
Smagma is the conjoined mixture of sperm, and vaginal juice found after prolonged intercourse. It gets churned up and frothy. But it has to be a combination of the both, it can't be one or the other. Not to be confused with a simple wet spot.
It was her turn to get a towel to clean up the smagma, it seamed to be everywhere.
Smagma - slang
The crust formed around ones dickhead when he is un-circumsized and un-clean. "Uncircumsized Dick Crud"
"The smagma on my dick wont come off its so dirty."
Smagma
A crusty or slimy formation caused from hot or sweating genitals.
Also:
-Smag
-Ball Cheese
-Furmunda
-Ass Wax
The Smagma stuck to the toilet paper.
Smagma
The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.
After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
OR
While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.
Smagma
Not actually sweat at all, caused by sports, sexual activity, regular wear & tear, or other wise. It is the pastey white substance found under the foreskin of a man, usually during warmer weather, or over heating for a period of time with out minimal bi-daily cleaning. Also fefered to as Fromunda Cheese, which is the delighful cheese that you get from-under your foreskin. Incomplete men with out the forskin are not capable of producing this substance, thus they do not have the musk or "mojo" that men with foreskins do have. The poor foreskinlees souls tend to be less satisfying in the sack, and get uglier women.
After my week long snowboarding trip up in Whistler, I was surprised when my wife licked the stinky smagma off my dick head when I got home...it was great, I love it.