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What is continental breakfast?
A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.
Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.
continental breakfast - video
Continental breakfast - what is it?
Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
What does "continental breakfast" mean?
A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.
The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!
"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."
Continental breakfast - what does it mean?
Continental Breakfast = World Wide Swag
Continental breakfast - meaning
Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
Continental breakfast - definition
A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.
Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*
Continental breakfast - slang
Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.
Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.
Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.
Continental breakfast
Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.
I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.
Continental breakfast
n.
1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of incontinence.
The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.
Continental breakfast
Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.
A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.
The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!
Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.
"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"