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What is comcasted?One of the few companies today that manage to combine terrible cable services with equally dreadful internet connection, topped off with high prices and increasingly bad commercials that contradict all of the above. Person A: What kind of cable do you have? comcasted - meme gifcomcasted - videoComcasted - what is it?Adjective meaning really, really shitty. I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic. What does "comcasted" mean?When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you. 1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted." Comcasted - what does it mean?A piece of shit that won't let me play league of legends without using a 9 foot dildo to fuck me in the asshole. While i play i will disconnect 9 times and in between those times I will be anally fucked in the ass by comcast so deep to where the head of comcasts dick will come out my mouth. Comcast- FUCK YOU KID Comcasted - meaningExclamation. Used to express disdain, frustration, and general malaise with emphasis. 1. Comcast! I ran over my mailbox. Comcasted - definitionA company that will steal your money, and live you homeless. Comcast bill "Your remaining balance is 200$" Comcasted - slangA company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service. Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad. ComcastedA supposed digital service provider employing a business plan from the stone age set up to do nothing other than rape it's customers. Instead of allowing consumers to choose their own content packages, they force 90% extra bullshit fluff added to the 10% of services you actually want for ridiculously outlandish prices. 1. I just got booted from Xbox Live! Again! Fucking asshat next door must be jerking off! ComcastedIt began with the creation of the great cable providers. Many were given to the people of the US, but they were all of them deceived. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master cable provider, to control all others and into, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and and the worst fucking customer service imaginable, its name was Comcast. One by one respectable cable providers fell to the power of the Comcast. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Disgruntled customers and AT&T employees marched against the tyranny of Comcast and in the parking lot of Comcast's headquarters they fought for the right to choose a respectable cable service. Comcast must be destroyed before its evil consumes the world. Comcasted(v) OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted! |
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